Delta gets sexy for safety

In an attempt to spice up the notoriously-ignored safety demo, Delta Airlines has added a sexy twist to the before-departure routine. A new video, to be shown on about 400 Delta planes beginning in April, stars “Deltalina”, a red-headed flight attendant with juicy lips and a seductive ‘no no’ finger wag.

The video created quite the buzz on Wired’s site.

I’m surprised what a fuss people (mostly men) have been making about this. Must be something about a woman in a uniform. Check out the video here, or wait to fly Delta, and decide for yourself.

10 candles on Viagra’s birthday cake

Yep, Viagra has officially been around for a decade, but millions of old guys have a reason to celebrate every day.

9 Viagra tablets are prescribed every second, and for a good reason! Nightline called it “the undisputed king of sexual healing.” So many mental pictures, but I’m not even gonna go there…

Jet planes and pocket rockets

Meeting strangers on flights can be fun. Sometimes it’s just quiet and people mind their own business. Once in a while men masturbate to the site of a sleeping woman next to them. Wait, WHAT?!?

Oh yeah, this happened. Last spring break, a woman flying from Dallas/Ft. Worth to Los Angeles slept through the 3-hour flight, then awoke to find a fellow passenger jacking off and staring at her. When she nervously turned away and ran her fingers through her hair, she found “a substantial amount of an extremely sticky substance in her hair.” Uh huh.. you know what that is. GROSS!

Well this woman is officially suing American Airlines for $200,000. If he hadn’t jizzed on her head, I would call her crazy for taking legal action. But considering the situation, I don’t blame her. Why didn’t someone stop that sicko?!

On their blog Sky Talk, The Star-Telegram explained a little more about the incident.

More free SXSW worth noting

Yes, it was pointed out to me that my blog is “random” and is probably more so due to my decision to include Southby posts. But seriously, there is nothing better than music taking over an entire town and having FREEEE fun!

LA Weekly, owned by Village Voice media, is throwing a free party at La Zona Rosa from noon to 5 p.m. Friday, March 14. The line-up rocks: Black Keys, …And You Will Know Us by the Trail of Dead, Health, The Cribs and Soundrack of Our Lives. GET EXCITED!!! and show up early enough to get in.

Here’s a sweet Trail of Dead vid..

And , as presented by Scion, Monster Energy, Cha Cha and Viva La Rock:

All you gotta do is RSVP!!!!!

Environmentalists gone bad

The New York Times ran a story today with the headline “House Fires with a Message in the Northwest.” I think “Psychotic Group Trying to Save the Environment by Destroying It” would have been more fitting.

The Earth Liberation Front, a self proclaimed “underground movement” with no leadership or membership, set four vacant homes ablaze today. Three of the four multi million dollar houses were burnt to the ground. The destruction took place north of Seattle, and the houses were models for the Street of Dreams, a new development claiming to be green and environmentally conscious in its building efforts.

Almost anyone can determine that mansions in suburbia aren’t necessarily going to be the “greenest” of the living options out there. But to burn them down in protest? Ironic.

Obviously the members (or should I say non-members) of the ELF wanted to make themselves known because they left a sign that read “Green? Nope Black.” They have been reeking havoc, mostly on the west coast, for some time now.. all in the name of the environment. If you check out their website, it has a strange mix of news about their terrorist tactics, sex movements and Viagra ads.

OK listen: I hate wasted structures. I hate meaningless mansions. I hate rich people who have no consideration for the environment. But the worst of all are groups like this, who have the potential to be a part of the solution, but decide to be wasteful and violent.

Their message will never fall on open ears if they choose destruction over more sophisticated forms of communication.