Delta gets sexy for safety

In an attempt to spice up the notoriously-ignored safety demo, Delta Airlines has added a sexy twist to the before-departure routine. A new video, to be shown on about 400 Delta planes beginning in April, stars “Deltalina”, a red-headed flight attendant with juicy lips and a seductive ‘no no’ finger wag.

The video created quite the buzz on Wired’s site.

I’m surprised what a fuss people (mostly men) have been making about this. Must be something about a woman in a uniform. Check out the video here, or wait to fly Delta, and decide for yourself.

10 candles on Viagra’s birthday cake

Yep, Viagra has officially been around for a decade, but millions of old guys have a reason to celebrate every day.

9 Viagra tablets are prescribed every second, and for a good reason! Nightline called it “the undisputed king of sexual healing.” So many mental pictures, but I’m not even gonna go there…

Jet planes and pocket rockets

Meeting strangers on flights can be fun. Sometimes it’s just quiet and people mind their own business. Once in a while men masturbate to the site of a sleeping woman next to them. Wait, WHAT?!?

Oh yeah, this happened. Last spring break, a woman flying from Dallas/Ft. Worth to Los Angeles slept through the 3-hour flight, then awoke to find a fellow passenger jacking off and staring at her. When she nervously turned away and ran her fingers through her hair, she found “a substantial amount of an extremely sticky substance in her hair.” Uh huh.. you know what that is. GROSS!

Well this woman is officially suing American Airlines for $200,000. If he hadn’t jizzed on her head, I would call her crazy for taking legal action. But considering the situation, I don’t blame her. Why didn’t someone stop that sicko?!

On their blog Sky Talk, The Star-Telegram explained a little more about the incident.

Wait, Blow refers to Cocaine?

I guess this stuff has been around for a little while. I had no idea.

In case you didn’t realize, this is an ad for an energy drink. Hey, if you look deep into those girls’ eyes, you won’t find a soul.

The creator of this junk says it’s for the “over 18, ultra-hip party crowd.” Or does he mean the crowd that likes to do cocaine?

Please, keep kids away from this toxic shit.

YouTube’s little miracles

Jimmy Kimmel’s f***ing Ben Affleck!!!

OHMYGOD Jimmy Kimmel just aired his “I’m f***ing Ben Affleck” music video in response to Sarah Silverman’s “I’m f***ing Matt Damon” vid.

Oooh, I wish I could link to this new beef, but I’m sure as soon as this post is up, someone will have YouTubed it. There was a full choir and special guests including Brad Pitt, Harrison Ford, Cameron Diaz and Robin Williams.

“They be makin’ sweet sweet love.. Ben and Jimmy..”

Naughty love

Enough with the chocolates and roses. Be bad this Valentine’s Day!

I decided to scour Austin’s novelty shops for the best sexy valentines. Remember that right now my postings are being read by my professor, so some things will have to be left to your imagination.

First stop: Forbidden Fruit. I went to the North Loop Blvd. location, but they have a shop on 6th St. too. I love these stores because the staff is so friendly, and if you’re at all self conscious about going into a sex shop, they’ll put you at ease immediately (I’m more uncomfortable walking into a Starbucks but maybe that’s just me). My fav V-Day offerings were:

• Breakfast-in-bed hemp and soy candle – It doubles as a candle and massage oil, comes with a little scooper to remove the melted goodness, smells like dessert and is more environmentally-friendly than wax.
• Edible ink pens – Chocolate and strawberry flavored, write then lick!
• Body frostings – These came in fancy little tins and looked very gourmet, mostly chocolate and espresso flavors.
• Gift basket for bad girls- The employees at FF assemble this themselves, it’s $50 but packed full of pleasurable items for her and an easy fix for guys who waited til the last minute.

FF also carries my favorite line of panties: Honey Dew. I always end up adding one or two pair to my collection when I visit this store. I picked these up today:

Second stop: 365 Days 365 Ways. This was an intended stop, but I found out that the store is no longer open on South Lamar! Instead, it has been replaced by Cindie’s, which was described as “the bastardly, big-box style Wal-Mart of all sex shops” by a woman on Yelp reviews. Anyway, the doors were locked at Cindie’s and its XXX enter-at-your-own-risk appearance was a little off-putting.

Third and final stop: Sinsations on South First St. If you live in North Austin, it would be worth your while to drive to Sinsations if you’re looking for plus-sized lingerie, a gigantic variety of condoms or any type of sexy costume. They also had more gag gifts than Forbidden Fruit (the best was a tank top that read, “It won’t lick itself”). Overlaps in inventory, but items still worth mentioning, were: candy hearts with naughty messages, a fun line of Kama Sutra items, and many remote control “pleasers.”

Also, if you’re wondering why certain items aren’t mentioned, I’ll let Molly Ivins explain the odd and utterly ridiculous Texas law on sex toys.

*A shop I didn’t explore was HOBO on Guadalupe. It’s strictly for boys, and uncharted territory.